yo okay so does anyone else have that issue where the reblog/like/dash/follow shit isn’t showing up on people’s blogs? the only way i can reblog things is through my dashboard and tbh i don’t know what’s causing it

wow, another beautiful day on tumb—

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hate:

i’m literally so insecure to the point where i get annoyed whenever someone compliments me because i know it’s not true

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11 months ago

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hobbitts:

tastefullyoffensive:

How To Draw a Sheep

A warning to my Followers!! This is an inaccurate tutorial for how to Draw a Sheep!!! Do not believe the instructions! The sheep portrayed in this tutorial has only 4 legs, not the biologically correct 10! Be careful, and do not trust everything you see on the internet!!! xoxo

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1 year ago

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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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1 year ago

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summerotaku:

poupon:

malformalady:

An opalised Belemnite fossil from the Jurassic period, Cooper Pedy, South Australia.
Similar to the modern squid, the Belemnite is an extinct marine cephalopod. From its aragonite phragmacone would emerge arms equipped with small hooks for grabbing prey passing in the prehistoric waters.

hahaah good try but i know a unicorn horn when i sees one

I also thought unicorn horn immediately before I saw the comment.

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1 year ago

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tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

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1 year ago

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lord-kitschener:

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

who told u about my metal band????

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1 year ago

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do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

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hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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1 year ago

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morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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1 year ago

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