asterush:

nirvanic-s:

oH MY GOD RUSH I’M WATCHING ELF

AND BUDDY IS TALKING TO THE SANTA AND HE GOES

“YOU’RE A FAKE, YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE.”

THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE THING

THAT’S NWHERE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

…but I thought you knew that’s where it was from and you were making fun of my profound love for Christmas…

you amaZE ME SOMETIMES. GOD YOURE OBLIVIOUS AND NAIVE ONE SEC THEN A DRUNK GUARDIAN THE NEXT DHEN UOURE BONES. IDK WHO RU ANYMORE.

also come over I’ll make peppermint hotcoco it’s gr9 

hey fUCK OFF I TALKED TO SEMPAI AND GAINED LIKE FIFTEEN FOLLOWERS SO SUCK IT

also gross no peppermint hot chocolate is thICK HOW DO YOU DRINK IT

(Source: nirvanic-s, via svperboys)