HEY FUCK YOU

whoa there friend i’m def not over 40 sorry i don’t fit ur standards

Alright, so I have this moon phase calendar on my phone, and out of curiosity, I went to see what the moon phase will be on my eighteenth birthday.

It’s gonna be a full moon.

On the eve of my eighteenth birthday, there’s a full moon.

If there’s ever a chance I get magical powers, this is it.