i just flexed and my own muscles scared me

ironmini:

Hawkeye (2012) #3: “Dumb idea nine: You know what, Katie-Kate? Today’s the day I’m gonna finally organize all these goofy old trick arrows.”

(Source: spockitty, via kanapy)

1 year ago

3,299 notes

asterush:

just call me…. doctor yoai face

giant tiger butt at your service

(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain, via svperboys)

1 year ago

438,009 notes

Race: Dwarf

Lover: Arwen

Home: Fangorn Forest

Pet: A Warg

Weapon: Staff

Death: Sail to Valinor

THAT’S SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BUT OKAY I DON’T DIE

(Source: peregrint, via hobbitlife)

heY GUESS WHAT HOT MOMMA CAN STILL WALK IN HEELS

THIS HOT MOMMA

damn these make my ass look good but let’s see how long it takes before i fall on my ass

(Source: goshorter, via arishocking)

1 year ago

7,885 notes

SO I’LL TRYAND POST SOMETHING MORE ELOQUENT LATER BECAUSE I AM TIRED AS BUTTS

BUT SPEAKING OF BUTTS

AVENGERS WITH VLADBRIDE LAST NIGHT KICKED SO MUCH ASS

THERE WERE LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE TOTAL AND BY THE SHWARMA CLIP IT WAS JUST US

AND EVERY TIME TOM/LOKI CAME ON SCREEN, WE’D PRETTY MUCH WHISPER “BABYYYYY”

NEXT TIME, WE’RE KIDNAPPING VAL SO TEAM FREE PORN CAN BE COMPLETE

(Source: poehlering, via destielgasms-deactivated2013080)

(via grimnismal)

2 years ago

3,717 notes

asterush:

I hate it when you do that at 2am and make me sad.

I have no defenses. None.

(Source: svperboys)