Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.
More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.
(The Hobbit 3:
There and Back AgainBombur Suplexes a Dragon? I’m game)
yeah but thorin’s my kinda dwarf
oh my god.
so i went outside to investigate and it was not my dude neighbor, it was actually two very nice, elderly women were totally fucking wasted and lying on the carpeted hallway.
They just came back from a bachalorette’s party and had the keys to the place, but the door wouldn’t budge and their sleeping mother (who looks the exact age as them; pretty sure my neighbours are a coven of witches) wasn’t wearing her hearing aid.
So they gave me the keys and I kept twisting and turning, while one yelled “LEFTIE LOOSIE, RIGHTIE TIGHTIE, THAT’S HOW IT GOES” and the other yells “SHUSH YOU’LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS”.
Then we were all screaming their mother’s name “BARBARA” and finally she opened the door.
Moral of the story: always help witches out. Your crops will be plentiful.
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
we ruined a post, we did ittttttt.