arishocking:

the point is obviously you’re a kickass multitasker who doesn’t let the mere thought thaT YOUR BRAIN IS BLEEDING HINDER YOU

i’m more amused by the fact that you still appear to be terrified of nosebleeds despite your violent tendencies

WHEN I START GUSHING BLOOD OUT OF MY FACE WITH NO PRIOR FORCE, THEN WE CAN TALK

salvicorn:

It was finally here. The day they had waited for with bated breath, in wonder, and in fear.

Their first reaction had been overwhelming joy. But a doctor’s visit had revealed alarming news: the doctors were prepared to do everything they could, but it was uncertain if Olaf could survive the delivery.

Mike Wazowski had begged his lover not to go through with it. It was dangerous, and he couldn’t bear the thought of losing him. ‘We could adopt!’ he had pleaded. But Olaf was unwavering; he desperately wanted to bring their child into the world, even if it ended up costing his own life. Mike eventually came to terms with the snowman’s wishes. This was so incredibly important to him.

Seeing him lying there on the hospital bed, in the struggles of labour, Mike could only think that he had never been more beautiful.

"Mike…I love you," Olaf said shakily.

"Don’t worry, my honey-cicle," Mike said, grasping his thin, wooden hand. "You’re going to be just fine."

"Promise me, you’ll take good care of her…"

Mike placed a loving hand on his snow angel’s cheek. “You know I will. But you’re going to help me! We’re going to raise our beautiful child together, okay?”

"Of course…" Olaf smiled.

shit does anyone actually remember when the notes were at the top

no i don’t understand is this a kiwi show or an american show

midnightgif:

Sabotage Trailer (x)

(Source: deanogorgeous-x)

"how the fuck did you find that" i whisper as someone reblogs something from months ago

pancakesandplaid:

ewelock:

honguna said: Ouran hobbit style cause kiss kiss fall in love never gets old.

I AM FOREVER DONE WITH YOU ALL OMG

kili and fili as hikaru and kaoru i am done see you good earth

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theavaricious:

r u calling me a limp noodle

im callin u the limpest noodle

(Source: nirvanic-s, via svperboys)

jesus fuck how did you guys find my old artemis va stuff whERE DID YOU COME FROM

literally all i’ve done today is fall asleep in class, walk around in my underwear, and make a face mask

i’d like to update to the “adult” software