au in which the library of alexandria didn’t burn down
what the fuck are cats
I JUST SNORTED MILK OUT MY NOSE
petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity
It must be potent wine to make a wood-elf drowsy; but this wine, it would seem, was the heady vintage of the great gardens of Dorwinion, not meant for his soldiers or his servants, but for the king’s feasts only, and for smaller bowls, not for the butler’s great flagons.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u